Inside Iran

I've just got this via email

Bush, Chirac and Ahmadinejad die and arrive in hell.
The devil sees their faces and asks: 'why are you so depressed?'
Bush says 'I left USA so fast, I did not have time to kiss my family and say good bye, I wish I could call the States'. The devil gives him a phone, Bush calls home, talks with his family, gives a couple of instructions to Condie Rice… When he's finished, the devil asks for 2 million USD, Bush says: 'What? 2 million bucks? I only spoke for 10 minutes that's insane'. The devil answers 'but you are in hell man, that's some distance call!'
Chirac then tells the devil: if Bush could call the USA, I want to call France ! and so he did. when he is finished, devil asks for 3 million Euros. Chirac is shocked: 'what? 3 million Euros for 15 minutes talk?', 'well you call from hell…' answers the devil.
Finally Ahmadinejad asks for the telephone to call Iran , he starts to speak and speak and speak for 5 hours. When he is finished, he asks: 'how much do I pay?' Devil says '5 Touman'. 'Only five Touman for 5 hours?' protest Bush and Chirac.
'Well'… says the Devil, 'that's local call…

hehe not that far from the truth although USA is not that far from the hell too but these are two totally different hells.